This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for useless products. How can I block all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a real email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired get more info with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final warning to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
You know you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.